white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time
- my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
- me: actually its 10:58
this is it. this is me when I become old.
when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
i think my parents need to move out